"Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all others because you were born in it."
George Bernard Shaw

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."
Mahatma Gandhi

"You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother."
Albert Einstein

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
Mel Brooks

"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!"
Julius Caesar (In Carry On Cleo)

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